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GUAPATINI LIVE - Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays - 9pm
Get ready to sizzle with the Contessa Guapatini
This isn’t just a show—it’s a full-on fabulous spectacle! Picture a whirlwind of show-stopping songs, jaw-dropping glamour, and side-splitting comedy that’ll have you laughing ‘til you cry. It’s a high-kicking, sequin-soaked rollercoaster that’s fun for the whole family!
A little naughty? Oh, maybe just a wink. Crude? Never! But always 100% fabulous! Join the Contessa on this glittering journey and let the Canary Islands’ biggest diva take you for a spin. You’re in safe, sparkly hands with Lanzarote’s queen of scene-stealing!
Book now for a night that’ll leave your holiday shining brighter than a disco ball!
Table service is included.
Doors open at 8pm and the show starts at 9pm
The show is performed in English but we welcome all nationalities.
MISSFITS - Saturday 20th December 2025 @ 9pm
🍾 A Night With the Missfits 🍾
It’s finally happening! After what feels like forever, we’re beyond excited to be bringing our very own Missfits show to the most fabulous venue in Puerto del Carmen! 💃✨
A huge thank you to the amazing @guapatini for opening her doors and welcoming us gals for a special night full of fun, laughter, performances (new and old!), and plenty of dancing. 💋
🎭 This gorgeous show bar in the heart of PDC is the perfect intimate venue — which means limited seats and tickets! So don’t wait around — drop us a private message or WhatsApp 📱 +34 669 629 515 to secure your spot.
We’ve got a few surprises up our sequinned sleeves, so trust us… this is one night you won’t want to miss! 🌈💫