GUAPATINI

About The Contessa Guapatini

A diva shrouded in sequins and mystery, The Contessa Guapatini is a name that echoes through velvet-lined cabarets and glittering showrooms across Europe. With no known first name and a past cloaked in intrigue, the only thing she ever confirms is that she was once married to a Count. He may be long gone, but darling — she kept the title, the jewels, and the spotlight.

The Contessa began her showbiz journey somewhere in the smoky footlights of a grand revue — perhaps in London’s legendary Raymond Revue bar, or maybe under the bright lights of Broadway. But she’ll never tell, and that only adds to her allure. What we do know is that she dazzled her way from chorus girl to headliner with unstoppable charm, razor wit, and the kind of talent that can’t be taught.

In 2010, she burst onto the Spanish drag scene in Málaga, captivating audiences and building a loyal following. By 2018, her ambition and sparkle had found a permanent home: Guapatini’s Show Bar in Torremolinos. Under her glittering reign, the venue became the number one thing to do on the Costa del Sol, as rated on TripAdvisor — a true beacon of fabulous entertainment and unforgettable nights out.

Then came the pandemic, which closed many doors — but not the Contessa’s spirit. Resilient and radiant as ever, she rose from the sequinned ashes to begin again in Lanzarote.

Now, Guapatini’s Show Bar lives on in a more intimate setting, where every guest is a VIP and every show feels like a private audience with royalty.

The Contessa Guapatini is more than a performer — she is an experience, a legacy, and a little bit of a legend.

PAUL BURNHAM

About Paul Burnham – The Man Behind Guapatini

Paul Burnham is the heart and soul of Guapatini’s Show Bar – a seasoned performer with a sparkling career that spans stage, screen, and television.

Born to entertain, Paul’s journey began on the grand stages of London’s West End, where he honed his craft and captured audiences with his natural charisma and talent. His on-screen work includes a standout role opposite John Malkovich in a major feature film, and he lit up the small screen as the presenter of his own show on Children’s BBC for two successful years.

But it was the creation of Guapatini – Paul’s dazzling drag persona – that brought his showbiz flair to new, glittering heights. With a sharp wit, powerhouse vocals, and a love of glamour, Guapatini was born to shine. After years of performing internationally, Paul brought Guapatini to Lanzarote and created one of the island’s most beloved nightlife destinations.

Today, Guapatini’s Show Bar is a must-visit venue in Puerto del Carmen, where Paul combines decades of professional experience with his larger-than-life alter ego to deliver unforgettable nights of cabaret, comedy, and pure entertainment.

Whether you’re here for a celebration or just a fabulous night out, Paul Burnham – as Guapatini – is ready to make your evening one to remember.